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Tempted to reach out to CNN claiming to be a former proud boy, and tell them dumb stuff like how they lure you in by being accepting of bestiality, and there's lots of Harry Potter roleplay which is fun, but then these guys from Mississippi show up and threaten to kill you if you break character or accidentally drop the British accent
The truth about Proud Boys is already weird enough. They sing Disney songs and beat the shit out of each other while naming breakfast cereals.
Wait is this true or are you doing the thing?
Its true. Their handbook was entered into evidence back in 2023 and you can find the whole thing online. The group is named after a song that was cut from Aladdin and is sung at least once at every meeting. The cereal thing is part of an initiation rite. They also have rules about how often they can jerk off in there.
Lmfao goddammit it's already beyond parody