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Probably just wanted cake but thought if he purchased sunscreen too people would think he was more practical
I thought they were going to enjoy a slice of cake in the sun.
I still do not know what else to think.
Is this so obvious?
For what else do you need sunscreen other than protecting from sun? It seems so reachable but I don't get it.
Coconut sunscreen tastes amazing.
"They'll see the sunscreen and think 'he's gonna go out and earn himself that slice of cake, good for him.'"
--The guy's thought process, probably