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[–] toiletobserver@lemmy.world 23 points 22 hours ago (2 children)
[–] finitebanjo@piefed.world 111 points 21 hours ago (8 children)

31 U.S. Code 5112 says “No coin issued may bear the image of a living former or current President,”

[–] Goodlucksil@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 5 hours ago

Then they'll have to mint coins of Reagan.

[–] devfuuu@lemmy.world 4 points 7 hours ago

Literally, who's going to stop them?

There's so much stuff that's absolutely illegal happening and nobody is stopping them. Being illegal or not is irrelevant if no one enforces it.

[–] bobs_monkey@lemmy.zip 43 points 21 hours ago

Yeah they won't care, they'll do it anyway, and then go after critics for being "unamerican" and "anti capitalist" per NSPM-7.

[–] Xraygoggles@lemmy.world 11 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

Oh, this one's easy the way I understand things work now.

He is both former AND current, so fire up the mint.

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 7 points 17 hours ago
[–] Melkath@fedia.io 21 points 21 hours ago

I was about to say, I was pretty sure that was a law, instituted to stop... oh, what was it again? Oh ya. FASCISM.

[–] Jesusaurus@lemmy.world 8 points 21 hours ago

Amendment incoming!

[–] toiletobserver@lemmy.world 3 points 20 hours ago
[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 19 hours ago

Nah man, spoilers!

[–] AshMan85@lemmy.world 2 points 21 hours ago

Heard of congressional approval?