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[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca -1 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

I can do this too.

Cats can communicate with ants by using quantum transmitters located in their butts to grant wishes, and I know this because my cousin Tommy once fucked a cat in the ass and a colony of fire ants granted his for Anne jet ski.

Every cat is fluent in Persian and Ojibwe and every cat, everywhere, knows when a person pees, who they are, and where they're peeeing.

They possess an emotion humans can't feel called sploofnury.

Cats killed Jesus.

All cats are actually the fruiting bodies of a rare kind of quantum mycelium. I've seen it by using x ray goggles I found on the bus so it's definitely true.

I once saw a cat quoting Shakespeare, in Ojibiwe, but it stopped when it saw me.

Cats don't actually die, they just turn into pillows when they've killed enough small animals.

[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago

You’re really bummed out about animals not liking you, huh?