NotASharkInAManSuit

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“You’re still a premium subscriber and have full access to our premium plan, but some of our options have changed.”

[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 3 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I’ve always known it to mean the same thing as “potato potAHto” or “six of one, half dozen of the other.”

I.E. “What’s the difference between saying “potato potAHto” and “six of one, half dozen of the other.”?” To which I’d say, “Meh, swings and roundabouts.”

[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 6 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Damn. I honestly had no interest in Borderlands anymore, but this has inspired me to pirate Borderlands 4 just as a fuck you.

“Shut up, Ciri.” - Captain Picard

Yeah he did. He should have done nothing and he did it wrong.

It wasn’t the Emperor’s fault in any way shape or form.

What else do you know?

[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Something, something, Linux, something, something, autism.

[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

All that was required to stop this entire situation was for her to put a password on the computer. I live alone and I have a password on my computer. If you’re too stupid to setup password protection then you’re too stupid to be operating a computer or raising children, this really is an issue of parenting.

Edit: Also, no you fucking didn’t.

Chuck Wizard casts Rock Throw.

It’s super effective!

The beginning of the episode: “Rashida Jones AND Chris O’Dowd?! Two of my favorite comedy people! This seems like it might be a fun episode.”

The end of the episode: “Should I bother cleaning my gun before I put it in my mouth?”

[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 30 points 3 days ago (3 children)

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“Put your young in the payment grinder and your life and survival will not be put on the countdown timer! You need us to live, we need you to understand.”

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