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[–] desmosthenes@lemmy.world 74 points 4 hours ago (3 children)

lol the pettiness of some people

[–] qjkxbmwvz@startrek.website 5 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

This type of thing is the nominal purpose of credit scores, I believe. (Whether they're implemented effectively is another story...)

[–] curiousaur@reddthat.com 2 points 38 minutes ago

They didn't say that's why they rejected them. Maybe they'd be rejected either way, they just got to be happy about it.

[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 54 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

We don’t know that was why they denied it, this could be shadenfreud (sp?) because they would be denied regardless.

At least I choose to believe that, because I can’t imagine being petty enough to do that.

[–] LazyGit@feddit.org 23 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Psythik@lemm.ee 7 points 1 hour ago

Schraderbräu, got it.

[–] Successful_Try543@feddit.org 6 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (2 children)

Usually, one feels Schadenfreude when something bad 'just' happens to somebody else, like Karma, but not due to ones own actions.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Is there a fun German (or any other language) word for taking delight in the pain of others when it totally is their fault, and their fault alone?

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 6 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

And then you exclaim: "Haha, du Schaf!"

[–] errer@lemmy.world 3 points 41 minutes ago (1 children)

Du. Du Schaf. Du Schaf Mich!

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 1 points 22 minutes ago

Very good. Now do your Duolingo. *patpat* Off you go.

[–] Successful_Try543@feddit.org 2 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)
[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 24 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Right? "Made me cry on a school trip" (for reasons that I'm sure we're totally out of line on the teacher's part and omitted just for brevity's sake)

[–] helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 8 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I dunno, some teachers are sadists too proud or ugly for a career path more in line with their personality.

[–] huppakee@lemm.ee 1 points 29 minutes ago

Dawn, imagine being so ugly that there is no career path that is in line with your personality available.

[–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 20 points 4 hours ago (3 children)

Well, OP is just an asshole then. (I'm guessing this isn't really OPs post)

[–] philpo@feddit.org 2 points 24 minutes ago

Depends on the circumstances. One might feel a bit smug when karma strikes back as long as one acts professionally. The teacher might have gotten rejected for absolute objective and normal reasons. Like thousands of people do.

And after handling that professionally the poster can humanely feel smug and happy for a short moment in their otherwise likely stressful adult life. And that's okay.

By profession (emergency medicine with a stint in forensic mental health) I get into contact with some really bad people who have done really nasty things. Will I treat them as professionally as I treat every patient? Yes. But there are moments. Years ago I responded to a patient getting bitten in his ass by a police dog(as in the dog literally did bite a seizable piece of meat out of it)after fleeing a scene of a DUI stop(and punching a young police officer). At the same time as we arrive the detective superintendent arrives(as it is protocol here in these cases when someone gets injured by police directly). He is a fairly nice chap I went to school with - and who was relentlessly bullied by a guy a few grades above us. Like...really really bad...to a level that would land one in prison these days. Well, the world is small and guess who Mr. Dogfood was.

Well. We did our job as professionally as we do it with everyone. But when the patient was handed over in hospital we had a good chuckle, cracked a few bad jokes somewhere no member of the public could hear us,asked each other how the respective wives were doing and went on with our workday. And that's okay.

[–] bizarroland@fedia.io 51 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

They didn't say they rejected it out of revenge.

Maybe the teacher was a shitty mortgage applicant with terrible credit and multiple foreclosures and the fact that they got to reject the application was just the cherry on top.

[–] ray@sh.itjust.works 14 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I bet the real reason they were rejected is because their only income is a teacher's salary. That's not enough to afford a house these days

[–] underwire212@lemm.ee 6 points 1 hour ago

I bet the real reason is that this is fake

[–] ch00f@lemmy.world 15 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah, I'm pretty sure there are some strict guidelines around mortgage application acceptance or rejection.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 13 points 3 hours ago

Are you telling me personal petty revenge isn't a certified approved bank reason?!

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 8 points 4 hours ago

This is not my post, no. It is incredibly petty!

[–] peregrin5@lemm.ee 11 points 3 hours ago

There are some teachers I had who were absolutely bad people, but honestly, they are teachers and you are not. You already have the best revenge.

[–] original_reader@lemm.ee 10 points 4 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 17 points 3 hours ago

Yeah, this is no where near enough revenge. She needs to go bigger.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago (2 children)
[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 5 points 3 hours ago

To estimate the size of the act, one should use a banana.

For scale.

[–] pressedhams@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] limerod@reddthat.com 3 points 3 hours ago

Microscopic