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I had one professor that couldn't comprehend why so few students had bought the book for day 1 of class. He was shocked to learn that other professors would require a book and never actually use it.

Another one actually checked for the book at the beginning of the semester as a graded assignment and proceeded to never mention it again. When a girl asked about it mid-semster, he said it was "supplemental reading" we were supposed to do on our own time. She went off on his ass, reminding him the book cost $300 and all that.

Corn

"I win the bet"

Oof

An "expert" could be anyone who convinces someone else to pay them. The "expert" is probably the one that ran it through the chatbot.

sigh another alchemy experiment gone wrong.

*consumer ram. Micron wants to sell it all the AI bros not us.

The worst is the heavily compressed photo "scans" of the paper menu.

Nah, RFK Jr goes next to child size casket advertising

Some people have to budget how much gas they can fill at once. Maybe the budget allows for $30 a week, so they stop at $30, or in OP's case something random like $28.73.

Alternatively, if you prepay at the counter, instead of handing them an even $30, you could hand them $29.39

And the fix is a firmware update not a total recall? So its either buggy overcomplicated software or the update tweaked things to reduce the power draw so you got less machine power than what you were advertised.

Which honestly for a washer machine is pretty cool they can fix that sort of issue without the hassle of replacing the big machine, but if only these kinds of major safety issues could be figured out in pre-production.

Good job lad

Relevant xkcd