this post was submitted on 04 Oct 2025
146 points (100.0% liked)

The Shitpost Office

241 readers
926 users here now

Welcome to The Shitpost Office

Shitposts processed from 9 to 5, with occasional overtime on weekends.

Rule 1: Be Civil, Not SinisterTreat others like fellow employees, not enemies in the breakroom.

  • No harassment, dogpiling, or brigading
  • No bigotry (transphobia, racism, sexism, etc.)
  • Respect people’s time and space. We’re here to laugh, not to loathe

Rule 2: No Prohibited PostageSome packages are simply undeliverable. That means:

  • No spam or scams
  • No porn or sexually explicit content
  • No illegal content
  • NSFW content must be properly tagged

If you see anything that violates these rules, please report it so we can return it to sender. Otherwise? Have fun, be silly, and enjoy the chaos. The office runs best when everyone’s laughing.... or retching over the stench, at least.

founded 1 week ago
MODERATORS
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 13 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

I am a neutrino male. I penetrate deep inside but they don't notice or feel it :(

[–] Krudler@lemmy.world 17 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Just admit you don't interact at all

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 8 points 13 hours ago

Got damn! 15-yard penalty, unnecessary roughness, RickyRigatoni has possession.