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But wheres the sigma radiation?

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (1 children)

I've got my Jimmy set to "Neutron"

Blastin holes through the futon

[–] miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 6 hours ago

Hillybilly eulogies for single moms

Who live and die by the way of the dong

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 10 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

I am a neutrino male. I penetrate deep inside but they don't notice or feel it :(

[–] Krudler@lemmy.world 13 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Just admit you don't interact at all

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 8 points 6 hours ago

Got damn! 15-yard penalty, unnecessary roughness, RickyRigatoni has possession.