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[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 11 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

What if I want a farm and no kids?

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 12 points 22 hours ago (3 children)

You fool. Who will milk the steer? You? Lol.

Have 12 spouses and let them each squirt out a babyslave. Leather. Rinse (literally). Repeat. ...?... Profit.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 15 hours ago (1 children)
[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 2 points 10 hours ago

Do I need to add the /s? It seems like people are not understanding.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 6 points 22 hours ago (3 children)

Milk the steer

You don’t milk steer.

[–] NABDad@lemmy.world 5 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

You don’t milk steer.

He'll put up a fuss at first, but once you get going, he'll settle down.

[–] ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world 3 points 15 hours ago

Just watched an old episode of Bob's Burgers where they were making this joke. Somewhere in season 1.

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 6 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 3 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

You never know on this platform. Too many city slickers.

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 5 points 20 hours ago

Those who have never watched Kingpin are without God's love and light.

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 8 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

No, but you will have to, unless you have 12 spouses and 36 kids.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 8 points 21 hours ago (3 children)

I don’t mind that.

Except it’s kind of hard to milk castrated male cattle.

I’d prefer pigs anyway.

[–] ATS1312@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

ITT: My fellow Americans are outing themselves.

Its okay, we're all allowed to learn. Just for the love of all that anyone finds holy, PLEASE learn. Learn something.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 5 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

Yes, like the difference between bull, cow, and steer.

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 4 points 20 hours ago

The prices at Walmart, the cashier at Walmart, how I get to Walmart.

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 1 points 18 hours ago

Can I taste the difference in the milk they give?

[–] Eq0@literature.cafe 4 points 21 hours ago

And today i pensa about steers. I knew bull and cow, I didn’t know the castrated male name. Love to expand my knowledge at every opportunity. (And I am heartbroken that 54% of Americans apparently can’t! The whole government has failed them)

[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 4 points 20 hours ago

Weird, in German Stier is specifically the uncastrated male. Ochse is castrated (Ox). Bulle is uncastrated.

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 3 points 21 hours ago

Well, that's the life you chose.

[–] reseller_pledge609@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Leather

Don't you mean lather?

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 2 points 20 hours ago