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submitted 3 months ago by tgirlschierke@lemmy.blahaj.zone to c/rpgmemes@ttrpg.network

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[–] VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world 20 points 3 months ago (2 children)

That one VTM player: "Your blood? Can I diablerize the son of God? And if so, does Jesus count as a 0th generation vampire, being an aspect of God, or a 1st generation vampire, being God's son and childe?"

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Jesus is a lich

[–] FaceDeer@fedia.io 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The cleric version of a lich is a Mummy Lord.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Jesus is Mumm-Ra?

[–] thebardingreen@lemmy.starlightkel.xyz 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

"The blood of Christ reduces you to a pile of ash. No, there's no way to resist. Make a new character. Dumbass."

-Any decent storyteller in this situation.