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    [–] xxce2AAb@feddit.dk 52 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

    Must your climax be fueled by our frustrations? Vibrators are cheap, you know.

    [–] archonet@lemy.lol 48 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

    Must your climax be fueled by our frustrations?

    Maybe that's exactly what gets him off.

    [–] tal@olio.cafe 26 points 11 hours ago

    Frankly, this should be implemented with something like a combination of:

    https://github.com/QazCetelic/lemmy-know

    Lemmy Know (let me know) is a lightweight CLI application / Docker service that monitors Lemmy for reports on posts and comments and sends notification. These can be sent to a Discord channel with a webhook or as MQTT messages (schema), which is useful for more complex setups with e.g., Node-RED.

    https://www.home-assistant.io/

    Open source home automation that puts local control and privacy first. Powered by a worldwide community of tinkerers and DIY enthusiasts.

    https://www.home-assistant.io/integrations/mqtt/

    MQTT (aka MQ Telemetry Transport) is a machine-to-machine or “Internet of Things” connectivity protocol on top of TCP/IP. It allows extremely lightweight publish/subscribe messaging transport.

    https://github.com/DevelopmentalOctopus/ha-buttplug

    Buttplug.io Integration for Home Assistant

    https://intiface.com/central/

    Intiface® Central is an open-source, cross-platform application that acts as a hub for intimate haptics/sensor hardware access

    Some collection of hardware devices from:

    https://iostindex.com/?filter0Availability=Available%2CDIY&filter1Connection=Digital&filter2ButtplugSupport=4

    That'd permit for, say, having message events drive a state machine to control devices or something like that.

    [–] harmbugler@piefed.social 10 points 9 hours ago

    It’s just not the same