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[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 31 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Apparently he's asking for 39 trillion to pay off the national debt and ONLY twice as much money as the highest amount a single human has ever amassed for himself 🙄

[–] ramble81@lemmy.zip 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Suing the government…. Who would then pay the debt…. With funds from…..?

“Hey, you owe me $10… I’ll let you borrow $10 so you can pay me back the $10, but you’ll still owe me that new $10 you borrowed”