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[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Article dated: 29 September, 2025. So how's the case going?

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Searching several combinations of keywords and date ranges didn't yield anything about it being dismissed or starting, so probably still pending 🤷

[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It's only been a week since the article first came out, that's just me wondering why it's being reposted.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I first heard about it myself this morning and immediately thought it would fit this community. In which it hadn't already been posted, I checked 😁

[–] nocturne@slrpnk.net 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Goddammit! My search range was a week, since that's how old I thought the story was! 🤦