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Not again (infosec.pub)

submitted 2 days ago by Lojcs@piefed.social to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] carrylex@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Do trick 33B: Blame it on the crappy corporate anti-virus solution.

Works always because nobody can say anything against that. Nobody knows exactly how it works, if it's secretly sending your data to the NSA for corporate espionage and if you would disable it, everything would be insecure.

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

The firewall always gets new rules somehow.

Everybody swears the AI feature that adds random rules is disabled, and it has a log that shows the rules don't come from it anyway. Yet, the rules keep appearing.