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[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 48 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Women get to breastfeed their babies in public and everyone else is the asshole if they have a problem with it.

But when I get breastfed by a woman in public, suddenly it's "lewd conduct" and "indecent exposure". Baby privilege is real.

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

Vile fucking ageism.

Edit: oh, so I should only be able to make a child suck on my nipples in public, and not a consenting adult? I'm discriminated against because I'm not a pedophile? Monsters.

[–] Icytrees@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If my buddy's hungry and I got a snack in my tits it'd be rude not to share.

[–] pandapoo@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago

That is completely degenerate and you should feel a deep sense of shame.

At least be polite and stick to jerking off in the empty subway cars like the rest of us.

Or at least the mostly empty ones. Juet don't whip it out if there's more than three people.

[–] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] axexrx@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Its just as illegal for a baby to suck on ripples in public as an adult- its just not a crime minors can be charged for.