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[–] KAtieTot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 25 minutes ago

Women should suck women's breasts

[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 2 points 2 hours ago

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[–] Meron35@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Men should also get a prostate massage every month to reduce their risk of prostate cancer

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 hours ago

Or at least cum 21 times a month.

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 44 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Women get to breastfeed their babies in public and everyone else is the asshole if they have a problem with it.

But when I get breastfed by a woman in public, suddenly it's "lewd conduct" and "indecent exposure". Baby privilege is real.

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Vile fucking ageism.

Edit: oh, so I should only be able to make a child suck on my nipples in public, and not a consenting adult? I'm discriminated against because I'm not a pedophile? Monsters.

[–] Icytrees@sh.itjust.works 15 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

If my buddy's hungry and I got a snack in my tits it'd be rude not to share.

[–] pandapoo@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago

That is completely degenerate and you should feel a deep sense of shame.

At least be polite and stick to jerking off in the empty subway cars like the rest of us.

Or at least the mostly empty ones. Juet don't whip it out if there's more than three people.

[–] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] axexrx@lemmy.world 4 points 22 hours ago

Its just as illegal for a baby to suck on ripples in public as an adult- its just not a crime minors can be charged for.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 28 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Woman should suck on my breasts so they can floss their teeth on my nipple hairs and prevent gum disease.

[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (2 children)

We should stage a protest. I'll be in Sacramento later this month.

[–] FlihpFlorp@piefed.zip 16 points 1 day ago

Anyone should have titty sucking privilege

But remember, and this is aimed at just you but everyone, it is titty sucking privlage not titty sucking right