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[–] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 10 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

My folks used that one on me for four decades at least.

"You've always been lazy ... you were even too lazy to be born."

Her 2 pack a day cigarette habit and 4 cups of coffee a day and his constant drinking had nothing to do with it. It was because I made a decision as a fetus to make a doctor suggest her to have a c-section. And then as a fetus I made her agree to it.

Fuck yeah I was a powerful perinatal creature.