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[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

and it doesn't matter when the drinking happened

"Checkmate, I injected it!!"

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

*sigh *, it includes intravenous drugs.

[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 3 points 1 month ago

I will not stop until I find some bullshit loophole.

[–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

I accidentally sat down on the bottle and shot it up my butt and GOOD DAY I SAID GOOD DAY.