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[–] Tramort@programming.dev 110 points 1 month ago (1 children)

this administration spends more time thinking about teenage sperm and circumcisions than is justifiable

[–] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 33 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Well, they are the Geriatric Old Pedophile party.

[–] oopsgodisdeadmybad@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 month ago (4 children)

We need to workshop this a bit. "Old" is kinda repetitive given the use of "geriatric". Maybe switch for "Oligarch"?

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I mean, the other party is also oligarchic.

[–] oopsgodisdeadmybad@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago

True.

Also, love the username 😜

[–] Greddan@feddit.org 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] oopsgodisdeadmybad@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 month ago

They don't all fit that though.

[–] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago

Yeah I was thinking about that. I was thinking Obtuse. Which actually maybe works much better.

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 2 points 1 month ago

Geriatric Obstructionist Pedophiles party.