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[–] Zer0_F0x@lemmy.world 139 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

I showed this to my gf and said "hah look baby, IP on the bus"

She said "ew, that's disgusting why would you do that?"

[–] mEEGal@lemmy.world 54 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Turn her off then on again, see if it fixes things.

Otherwise, I suggest you simply switch girlfriend providers

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 32 points 2 days ago

Sounds like he already turned her off. The challenge is the next step.

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 14 points 2 days ago

I showed this to my gall bladder and said "heh, look little dude, IP address on a bus"

He gurgled "I'm surprised you have the balls to say that"