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[–] markovs_gun@lemmy.world 31 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I'm so glad I didn't see the word Bitch that would have ruined my day and made me less likely to buy Coca-Cola™

[–] Ironfacebuster@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago

I just purchased less Coke™️ after reading this comment. Think of the shareholders next time, will you?

This will be marked on your permanent record.

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

I love that people get so upset when someone doesn't say bitch.

*gasp*

[–] markovs_gun@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

It's just infantile to say shit like "rhymes with witch" bro grow up. Don't say the saying if you're afraid to actually say it.

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Fuck a cunt in a bitchfucking asshole shit for fuck!

It’s a joke. It flew so far over your head you got upset and deigned to lecture us on what adults can and should fucking say.

You fucking need some goddamn cursing in your motherfucking life to, what, feel the metaphorical stretch of your sleazy putrid asshole and confirm you’re a fucking adult with no fucks to give like a bitch? Fuck that bullshit grandma, all my homies say frig and dang.

[–] Randomgal@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 weeks ago

Very mature comment. Lmao

[–] saigot@lemmy.ca -1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Its not about fear its about meaning and tone.

[–] bunnyBoy@pawb.social 4 points 2 weeks ago

I swear on some instances I feel like you'd get more hate for saying f*ck than a slur

[–] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

All they do is bitch, bitch, bitch because this bitch is too much of a bitch to say bitch. Bitch

[–] A7thStone@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

They are getting to be as annoying as the prudes who clutch their pearls when you do swear.