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[–] FireRetardant@lemmy.world 47 points 1 month ago (2 children)

One switch per ball cause everyone knows the girl sperm is in the left testicle and the boy sperm in the right.

[–] SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I had a unilateral orchiectomy due to torsion as a teenager and my father had to be repeatedly reassured that one didn't need to "mix the juice" from both to impregnate someone.

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