Darkard

I just need Gareth to stop telling me that he knows how to code when he thinks a git push is what you do when you want grandpa's inheritance early.

One of the worst things about coding is having to pick apart someone else broken code.

So why the fuck would I want to accelerate my work to THAT point?

You know why designers and PMs like AI code? Because they don't know what the fuck they are doing, they dont have to try and stitch that junk into 15 years of legacy code and they dont have to debug that shit.

"Actually Darkard, I ran this request into GPT and it came back with this? It's only short and most of it has already been done here, so I think your story point estimate is wrong?"

Fuuuuuck oooooooffffffff

All these chat bots are a massive amalgamation of the internet, which as we all know is full of absolute dog shit information given as fact as well as humorously incorrect information given in jest.

To use one to give advice on something as important as drug abuse recovery is simply insanity.

Aye, fair enough.

"Now the war has reached us we suddenly care about it"

I feel like this needs to be in one of those Structure Vs Doctrine alignment charts

Structure neutral / Doctrine neutral: A truck is an aircraft carrier

Oooff, right in my sprint allocation.

All this trying to win over the racist vote and managing to not be racist enough for them, while at the same time being too racist for your original supporters.

What a stupid strategy.

Much like "China's final warning", "Trumps two weeks" just means he's not doing anything about it because he's scared of the consequences

Ah, written by ChatGPT then.