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So Charlie Kirk, J. D. Vance, and Donald Trump walk into a gas champer and get raped...
I love stories with happy endings!
Plot twist, no-one else was in the chamber. They did it to each other.
I'm kinda impressed they managed a triangle of non consent.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not Charlie Kirk any more."
That's it, the freedom committee decided you're not bald eagle enough and are no longer welcome in the land of cholesterol.
but i was just going to cross the border for my monthly lard pickup
This one is a fine joke and makes a point, but let's not take it farther. Normalizing this nazi shit serves their agenda if it begins to disconnect from one-off commentary on their speech.
Trump by an anal fetishist using his tiny hands as dildos, Vance by a trans man's neodick and Kirk in the neckhole by... A duck jesus christ I feel like I just invented a sick version of Clue