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[–] Montreal_Metro@lemmy.ca 39 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That’s not a bad thing. He’s going to have a lot of girlfriends

[–] Magnum@lemmy.dbzer0.com 32 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

No he will get made fun of from all the other kids

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago

Two things can be true

[–] DupaCycki@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

Sounds like a fair exchange for a lot of girlfriends