Political Weirdos

Charlie Kirk was a brave, genius patriot who was speaking truth to power. We know this because he pulled in $85M that year from his oligarch friends to tour the country telling people how brave, smart, and patriotic he was.

And the Groyper Conservative who put a bullet through his neck was a cowardly, idiot traitor who wanted to silence this golden child. We know this because Kirk's replacements have been climbing over one another to say as much, hoping they'll be the next ones to command that enormous slush fund.

The money doesn't lie. Trust the money. People with money are better than you, so you have to believe what they say. If you don't believe them, you won't be rich. And people who aren't rich are stupid.