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Asmongold thinks he was “beginning to evolve” by not showering for three months - Dexerto (www.dexerto.com)

submitted 6 days ago by hellfire103@lemmy.ca to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 15 points 5 days ago (2 children)

who tf is this person and why do I keep seeing his grungy ass pop up in my feed.

[–] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

He can PAY to have his room clean. Let that sink in.

[–] MourningDove@lemmy.zip 1 points 4 days ago

Asking the same thing.