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I'm good with changing Valentine's Day to cheese-based holiday. It seems like the worst candy comes out for that one, like it's all intentionally low quality. Heart-shaped Baby Bell cheeses? Hell yeah. Makes it worth the results later.
But potatoes for Easter? We already have eggs, why are we doubling up on round things without making it "round things holiday"?
I'm split, but willing to negotiate.
It's a fertility festival so round things makes sense.
It should have more phallic and vaginallic foods though, like carrots, zucchini, butternut squash, oysters and tacos.