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[–] affiliate@lemmy.world 140 points 3 days ago (4 children)

for anybody wondering why airlines use curvy flight paths: it’s because most flight paths were made before AI

[–] killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 58 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I propose a new formula for calculating them:

flight path + AI

[–] Ironfacebuster@lemmy.world 35 points 2 days ago (2 children)
new_flight_path = length_of_flight - (AI * 2)

Just a little snippet of what can be done with ai....

This code is PROTECTED and I WILL SUE. This is NOT under a public license.

[–] PumaStoleMyBluff@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Fuck it's on my phone now, how do I delete it!? I'm so sorry I didn't mean to steal it I swear!!!

[–] Ironfacebuster@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I have traced your internet IP protocol address back to your IP home address, using AI.

Expect a letter from my lawyer soon!

[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

AI can send mail now‽

[–] axx@slrpnk.net 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (2 children)

No it's not, it's terrible! They took away AI! Twice!

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Idk, according to my AI agent this code has twice the AI in it, therefore it's twice as good

[–] Ironfacebuster@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

It's supposed... To represent the time saved in the flight plan.... I can see how it may be misconstrued......

I will relay this information back to home base.....

[–] TheObviousSolution@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 days ago

They need to be curved to overcome the wind resistance.

[–] derry@midwest.social 5 points 2 days ago

They called them sexy flights