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[–] AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Which is fucking weird tbh. You'd think this demographic would be the most logical about stuff and understanding that this is a step towards fully automated luxury gay space communism.

[–] wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io 4 points 3 days ago

It’s all in the method. Some bots can fuck us. Other bots can go fuck themselves.