A Twitter post by Dana Schwartz @DanaSchwartzzz that reads Whenever I scold my cat, I use the royal we" so she doesn't feel so ashamed. “We don't eat that. We don't chew on electrical cords," I say. It's as if I, too, have a problem with eating wires or plastic I found on the floor and she and I are working on that problem together.

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[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 16 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Are you a cat?

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 17 points 4 days ago (1 children)

You don’t have to answer that!

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 15 points 4 days ago (1 children)

We don’t have to answer that.

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago

Yeah. What we said.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I don't... think so.

I mean, she'd have to tell me if I was a cat, right?

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I'm pretty sure that's the law

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 2 points 3 days ago

Oh thank god :3