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And also, The Dork's Equation: Always remember that the shadowy government conspiracy that is allegedly hiding aliens and crossbreeding Bigfoot is also made up of the very same government chucklefucks that couldn't cover up Watergate, and can't even reliably fix a pothole.
Yeah, the most common problem with conspiracy theories: two can keep a secret, if one is dead.