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All Cops Are Bastards

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[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 33 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The headline creator separated a shoulder with that stretch.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 19 points 1 week ago (2 children)

They should definitely get a stepladder before they injure themselves.

She SLAMMED them so hard. They're so SLAMMED right now.

Unrelated, slam now sounds like a form of fusion lunch meat.

[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

'Eviscerated' is creeping in.

[–] prex@aussie.zone 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Disemboweled just doesn't have the same ring to it.
Edit: the pun was not intended

[–] protist@mander.xyz 5 points 1 week ago

I'll have a slammy on rye plz