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Those headlines you're thinking of don't start "Trump, 79". They start, "President Donald John Trump, 79."
Unf, stop. It makes me feel things as I read that out in my head, then let down and blocked like the cat just jumped on the bed and threw up right near the end.
Gonna be alotta dem politicians mourning the loss and saying nice things about dude.
"I think for the past decade, we can all agree that I've been one of the biggest critics of President Trump. There have been times when he's done things that I thought were worthy of praise, for example, when he negotiated the release of the remaining Israeli hostages in their conflict with Palestine. But nothing he's done in his entire political career is as praiseworthy as what he did earlier today. He demonstrated today that he could put the needs of the American people first, and for that, I think we should all thank him."