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[–] JelleWho@lemmy.world 112 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I checked the first 4 numbers, seems fine to me. Push to production

[–] magic_lobster_party@fedia.io 43 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I also checked the last 3 numbers just to be sure. LGTM

Oh god, folks at work started using that in PRs recently, it eats at my soul! Or something less dramatic.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] gressen@lemmy.zip 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I thought it was prod already! What is this useless "qa" server that keeps costing us money?

[–] Morphit@feddit.uk 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Don't touch that! Someone deleted the "prod" server and pointed everything at the "qa" server. If it breaks no one knows how to fix it.

[–] gressen@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago

This is great! How about we point other servers at that "qa" thing? We can make this quarter's budget and bring more value to our investors.

[–] DahGangalang 8 points 1 week ago

"Yeah Facebook, I'd like to report this post.

Reason: I'm in it and don't like it"

[–] filcuk@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 week ago

I feel personally attacked