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[โ€“] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 20 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Oyster crackers and Welch's grape juice, checking in, Jesus tasting MIGHTY fine.

No u snuck into the refrigerator and stole Jesus' blood (unless that little room had cameras!?)

[โ€“] shalafi@lemmy.world 6 points 14 hours ago

Oyster crackers?! ๐Ÿ˜‚ Did you just take one tiny cracker each communion?

"This is my body, this is my blood. OK, body's kinda small, on a budget here people."