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Anon travels overseas (infosec.pub)

submitted 6 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] ThunderclapSasquatch@startrek.website 4 points 4 days ago (2 children)

We compensate with gym time, you can't outrun a cheeseburger

[–] glitchdx@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

Not being able to outrun your diet is a really strange concept to me, and I've exclusively heard it in this thread, and multiple times in this thread. Dafuq?

[–] xep@discuss.online 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Fast Food!

[–] ThunderclapSasquatch@startrek.website 2 points 3 days ago

Ironically fast food applies a speed debuff