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They walk more. That's it. That's the secret.
We compensate with gym time, you can't outrun a cheeseburger
Not being able to outrun your diet is a really strange concept to me, and I've exclusively heard it in this thread, and multiple times in this thread. Dafuq?
It's a metaphor, exercise won't fix a bad diet
Fast Food!
Ironically fast food applies a speed debuff