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So I was thinking about a crossover where the Enterprise gets a Xenomorph infestation and it's the last we hear of them (piefed.social)

submitted 2 days ago by tomiant@piefed.social to c/casualconversation@piefed.social

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So like, captain's log stardate so and so, they found an anomaly, a distress beacon from a planet, and upon examination it was a derelict spaceship with only one dead crew member fused to the pilots seat, and some eggs.

Long story short, they go on an away mission, and Tasha Yar(r) winds up in the sickbay under Dr. Crushers care, with a xenomorph attached to her windpipe.

Long story short, the episode ends with Picard silently whispering "kill me...." while being engulfed by xenoplasma, and that's the official end of Star Trek: TNG

What do you think?

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[–] Nomecks@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Polymorphs can't infect Data, and he discovers a frequency they can't stand. He routes the frequency through the main deflector array and bounces the beam off the shield bubble, neutralizing the infection. BOOM! Star Trekked

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 2 points 1 day ago

A-a-aaaa! You forgot to inverse the polarity, and now, suddenly you're fucked. As one of the mutated xeno spawn lunges at Data, he disintegrates it, but it leaves a cloud of extremely corrosive acid sprayed over tens of cubic meters, that DEVOURS everything, including data, leaving nothing but his Terminator like skeleton husk to ponder the consequences of his actions, and there's more of them coming.

I'm just saying. That's how it works. I've seen it happen, many many times. There is no escape. They will always get you in the end.