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[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 27 points 19 hours ago (3 children)

MatLab user

I like how it doesn't say "coder" because everyone knows MatLab isn't a real programming language

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 3 points 12 hours ago

Gnu octave on the other hand...

[–] mcv@lemmy.zip 9 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)

It's realer than vibe coding.

[–] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 6 points 19 hours ago (5 children)

Then what's Java?

[–] luciferofastora@feddit.org 1 points 4 hours ago

A language for describing frameworks.

Allegedly, some people use it for implementations too, but I don't know if it's really suited for that.

[–] goatinspace@feddit.org 9 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Shadow that is cast by the sins of men

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 5 points 18 hours ago

Coffee? Idk I'm not a coder, I just know MatLab lol

[–] zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 18 hours ago

A hive of villiany and boilerplate

[–] lmagitem@lemmy.zip 1 points 16 hours ago

Exorcist