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[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 35 points 12 hours ago (5 children)

He doesn’t need razors.

He doesn’t need tools.

He doesn’t need fucking camping gear or alcohol!

And my mom doesn’t need bath products, mugs, or jewelry.

Anything else that doesn’t cost $500+, please, I’m begging you 😭(@guide writers, not OP)

He don’t use jelly 🎵

And he don’t use cheese 🎶

[–] Wren@lemmy.today 6 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Jam. Make some Jam. Everyone needs jam. Put vodka in the jam so it's fancy.

[–] RebekahWSD@lemmy.world 7 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

Everyone gets some apple butter and everyone will enjoy it or else!

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 4 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

I'm part of everyone! Send me apple butter! (Please)

[–] RebekahWSD@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago

I would if the entire batch I just made wasn't already claimed!

[–] 0ops@piefed.zip 1 points 5 hours ago

You drive a hard bargain, but alright pass it over

[–] Pencilnoob@lemmy.world 14 points 11 hours ago (2 children)
  • Poem written by you of favorite memories
  • Collect favorite photos and get then printed into a book
  • Cook them a tasty special meal
  • Take them out to a special favorite restaurant
[–] tuff_wizard@aussie.zone 17 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

If you don’t spend $500 or more then you automatically dishonour your family in the eyes of capitalism.

Cheap gifts make Jeff bezos cry. Is that what you want? To make baby Jeff cry?

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 4 points 9 hours ago

Tears of joy, maybe. Cheap gifts are part of Amazon's lifeblood. It's certainly not the first place most people think of when seeking out something $500+.

[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 6 points 11 hours ago

These are legitimately awesome ideas. Thank you so much! /gen

[–] Fermion@mander.xyz 7 points 11 hours ago

Bucket style towel warmer for both/either. I can't believe they aren't standard in hotels at this point.

[–] ButteryMonkey@piefed.social 4 points 10 hours ago

If you can paint -at all- like it doesn’t even have to be that good, paint a flower pot with pictures of old pets who have died over the years, plant something super easy to keep alive, like an aloe or snake plant, and write them something about your shared memories. Include the pics you used for the painting so they can reminisce with you.

This was a big win for me.