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[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

You make me think of that xkcd with two mineral experts, wildly overestimate what ordinary people know about their speciality 😅

I have to do something like that sql like once every 2 years, so I tend to not invest enough, and then forget how it works. Give it some iterations and maybe I'll be OK one day!

Thanks for the solution!

Edit only found the meme template:

So you have to insert yourself: SQL, database specialist, SELECT, JOINS, COALESCE