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[–] Schal330@lemmy.world 52 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (1 children)

Be me at party having a great time

See fat sweaty guy creeping on a girl and making her uncomfortable

Approach and tell him he's creeping her out

Reach out to pull him away from her

He kicks me in the balls

He says I tried to sucker punch him

He's kicked out of the party

Recover and enjoy the rest of the party

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

You didn't get a balls massage afterwards?

[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

They were definitely gargled next to the beer fridge out in the garage