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There's a lot of gay ways to eat a banana...
But I can't imagine a gayer way someone would legitimately try to eat a banana than with a spoon.
Like, being ridiculous, sure, chopsticks. But maybe doing this but mashing it up with a bobba straw till it was a smoothie and drinking it
You still gotta suck that Boba straw though.
Bubba
What about eating it like this?
He could by two handing that banna shoving into the back of his throat until his eyes water and that is still a straighter way to eat a banana