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He's eating it with a spoon so no one can say he eats bananas for the shape

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[โ€“] hardcoreufo@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yup, got em here too. We get provided either lanyards or extendable clips for our badges at work. Overheard a group of contractors saying wearing the clips made you gay. Its the dumbest shit I've heard. How can wearing an ID badge be anything?

Wearing the clip on your pants makes way more sense since the badge readers are all at waist height.

[โ€“] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 day ago

So where do they put their badges? Up their asses?