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It was best as a silly toy language in the 1990's... (infosec.pub)
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[–] menas@lemmy.wtf 19 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Javascript turn our computers into toasters

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 3 days ago

You know what they say! All Javascripts Toasts Computers!

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

And our toasters into computers

[–] mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 days ago

That would be java i guess