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[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 41 points 21 hours ago (6 children)

See, the thing is, I watch piss porn. Hear me out. I told my friend that the thing is, to do piss porn, you kind of have to be into it. You could try and fake it, but it wouldn't be very convincing. So, my contention is, piss porn is more genuine than other types of porn, because the people partaking are statistically more likely to enjoy doing that type of porn. Which is great, I think, because then they really get into it, which is hot. It's that enjoyment that gets me off. Their enjoyment.

She said, "Krooklochurm, you're an idiot. Anyone can fake liking getting pissed in the face."

So I said, "Well, if you're so adamant, get in the tub and I'll piss in your mouth, and let's see if it's as easy as you claim."

So she said, "All right. If I can fist you in the ass afterwards."

Which I felt was a fair deal, so I took it.

My (formal) position was strengthened significantly by the former event. And I can also attest that I could not convincingly fake enjoying being ass-fisted.

What does that have to do with anything, you ask? Genuinity. The real deal. That's what.

[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 hours ago

I could see it. A lot of people dont like it, and its not my personal thing, but sex can get messy so its p much whatever. Always makes me think of this though:

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 4 points 12 hours ago

Plot twist, she really did like getting pissed on, and she knew it ahead of time. She was gaming you for that golden shower.

[–] SoloCritical@lemmy.world 37 points 21 hours ago (3 children)

What the fuck did I just read

[–] yum@lemmy.eco.br 20 points 20 hours ago

Fresh lemmy copypasta

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 6 points 19 hours ago

Some lost green text post or the internet comment etiquette guy.

[–] 1984@lemmy.today 2 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

Honestly disgusted to read that, but you do you...:) If you feel like thats your thing, I guess thats what you are here to enjoy.

[–] Drun@lemmy.world 1 points 15 hours ago

What a good piece of meal, thank you

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 1 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

This is nice to be confused with shit porn. Which is just not very good.

[–] NooBoY@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago

In other words, it is shit.