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[โ€“] Kolanaki@pawb.social 38 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (5 children)

AI trains that are never on time and derail constantly? ๐Ÿค”

[โ€“] GuyLivingHere@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 day ago

For some reason, I think the most likely bad parts of AI trains will be that some of the cars will be misshapen (some won't even have seats), and you will have to pay a subscription to even take the train.

[โ€“] evidences@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Between Amtrak and freight trains I think this is already the state of trains in the US, no need for AI.

[โ€“] Kolanaki@pawb.social 17 points 2 days ago

That's a different type of AI. Not Artificial Intelligence, but American Ingenuity.

[โ€“] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

You are right to have expressed concerns. I didn't actually run the train today.

[โ€“] arrow74@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

AI trains that calculate profitability of each route while in transit. If profits are too low your trip is canceled mid trip and you are left in Arkansas. Partial refund, then you book to continue the journey tomorrow but now there is surge pricing

[โ€“] Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago

This was already possible without the new LLM buzzword nonsense. In fact, LLMs would be worse at it than whatever algorithms were already around to do this

Better take the AI back out then, before it decides to 'simulate' not derailing.