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[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 38 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Jfc can he just shut the fuck up. One day, I just want one day

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 16 points 4 days ago (2 children)

You had a whole weekend some moths ago. People though he had died.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 20 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 4 days ago (2 children)

The BEST weekend, some would say.

[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

All the best people are saying it.

[–] Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Best SO FAR. The best weekend is yet to pass. Could be any day now.

I hope you're right, but I said what I said because I'm not getting my hopes-up for the future on that specific score.

[–] turdcollector69@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

~~"People thought"~~

"People hoped"

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] turdcollector69@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

Well at least I can age the bottle of bubbly I got.